DOUCHEBAGS SUCK!

The fedex dude just asked me if I [got crazy] and showed my boobies while I was on vacation last week?!!!

Are you FUCKIN’ KIDDING ME?!!!  who says SHIT like that?!  And why is it that guys think they can say shit like that to me.

Was it my hair pulled back in a tight bun that gave it away?!! Is that what makes him think that?!  

I’m not even showing any cleavage today. 

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This dude comes and picks up our packages every so often when we have them, like maybe once a month.  Of course, I’m friendly.  I’m friendly to every person that comes in here. 

The first time he told me I looked like Rachel Weisz.  I thought it was weird that he knew who she was, but I thought it was nice.

The second time he came he was weird.

The third time he came, he was like, why do you always act uncomfortable?  I think he said something like that.  And basically, it’s because I try my hardest just to totally ignore the dude when he comes. 

And then this time in small talk, I mean I hardly even look up at my computer.  I just don’t understand what signal I am sending?!!

Alright. Whatever.  Fuckin’ douchebag.

Next time, dude is gonna have something coming.  You know, like usual, like you have read about many times on here, I don’t have a crazy reaction, I go into a shell like a little hermit crab.  My response was, staring at my computer screen, mumbling “doubt it.”

What I wish I would have said…”What the FUCK?!! What is wrong with you?!!  No, I didn’t show my boobies AND why the fuck would you think that?! Don’t come at me like you know me, cause you don’t know SHIT!  Back off with your busted ass-self, cause I’m from the A and I will go gang-busters on your ass!”

GAH.  Whatever. This day was so lame already, and this asshole just made it worse.  I get nowhere being nice.